I want a sandwich, so I hit the restaurant
And I greet the owner and I see the worker
He asks me what I want to eat
I already know it, so I don’t skip a beat
I want some lettuce and banana peppers
Get some spicy mustard and big black olives
For my bread, my cheese and meat
I know just exactly what I’m wanting to eat
Ham and cheddar on rye (or with wheat)
On my sandwich, get some marinara
And some sour pickles with a squirt of mayo
Then, so I am satisfied
Get Dr. Pepper and some chips on the side
Ham and cheddar on rye (or with wheat) Rye!
I unwrap it, yes, I eat my sandwich
And the sauce is dripping and the toppings falling
Though the sandwich tastes the best
I need several napkins just to clean up the mess
Ham and cheddar on rye (or with wheat)
