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Kelp! (Live)
02:19
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Kelp! I want some sushi! Kelp! Yes, I need some sushi!
Kelp! Oh yes, I’m craving it! Kelp!
I’m going to my favorite sushi restaurant
To get my favorite rolls of sushi that I want
I love the people there, they’re always very sweet
I sit down at the table, I just can’t wait to eat
Waiter comes and asks me what I want
I get miso soup and dumplings just to start
I can feel the joy pound in my heart
Won’t you please, please serve me?
The waiter comes and asks what will fill my soul
A spicy tuna and a California roll
The chefs start working hard and put it on the slab
There’s so much seaweed, rice, and imitation crab
Waiter brings wasabi for the spice
And I test it and it tastes especially nice
Please be sure to bring me extra rice
Won’t you please, please serve me?
My food has now arrived and now I feel alright
I get my chopsticks out and eat it with delight
The flavor’s perfect and the texture’s perfect too
And if you eat with me, I’ll save one just for you
Once the meal is done, I go to pay
Then I’ll thank them and I go along my way
I should really eat here every day
Man, I love, love sushi, sushi, sushi, oooh!
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Restaurant Waiter (Live)
01:40
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Dear restaurant owner, will you hear my case?
Cause I just got fired from the marketplace
I saw you were hiring from the sign out front
And I need a job, so I wanna be a restaurant waiter
Restaurant waiter!
I can work the kitchen, I can be the best
And I work much better when I’m under stress
You’ll never worry bout me spilling food
But I need this job and I wanna be a restaurant waiter
Restaurant waiter!
I can wash the dishes, I can wash with ease
And I don’t mind putting in some elbow grease
I can do whatever, long as I get paid
Cause I’m going broke so I want to be a restaurant waiter
Restaurant waiter!
I could serve spaghetti or filet mignon
If my working wage is the minimum
I’m the perfect worker, check my resume
And this need this job so I want to be a restaurant waiter
Restaurant waiter!
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Stop Heckling Us!
00:35
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Ham And Cheddar (Live)
03:25
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I want a sandwich, so I hit the restaurant
And I greet the owner and I see the worker
He asks me what I want to eat
I already know it, so I don’t skip a beat
I want some lettuce and banana peppers
Get some spicy mustard and big black olives
For my bread, my cheese and meat
I know just exactly what I’m wanting to eat
Ham and cheddar on rye (or with wheat)
On my sandwich, get some marinara
And some sour pickles with a squirt of mayo
Then, so I am satisfied
Get Dr. Pepper and some chips on the side
Ham and cheddar on rye (or with wheat) Rye!
I unwrap it, yes, I eat my sandwich
And the sauce is dripping and the toppings falling
Though the sandwich tastes the best
I need several napkins just to clean up the mess
Ham and cheddar on rye (or with wheat)
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We Don't Get Paid, So
00:33
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The Eatles Port Huron, Michigan
The world's first and only (hopefully) food-based-Beatles-parody-cover-band! A splendid thyme is guaranteed for all!
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