Dear restaurant owner, will you hear my case?
Cause I just got fired from the marketplace
I saw you were hiring from the sign out front
And I need a job, so I wanna be a restaurant waiter
Restaurant waiter!
I can work the kitchen, I can be the best
And I work much better when I’m under stress
You’ll never worry bout me spilling food
But I need this job and I wanna be a restaurant waiter
Restaurant waiter!
I can wash the dishes, I can wash with ease
And I don’t mind putting in some elbow grease
I can do whatever, long as I get paid
Cause I’m going broke so I want to be a restaurant waiter
Restaurant waiter!
I could serve spaghetti or filet mignon
If my working wage is the minimum
I’m the perfect worker, check my resume
And this need this job so I want to be a restaurant waiter
Restaurant waiter!
